Hey. It's me. Who else, right?
Soo, Marek is in Tarnow now. And I am still on Winter break. And I am done with the Xmas Target job. I got a flat tire today. It was the first one I have ever had. It was funny. I've been trying to memorize Polish noun cases. I did a good job studying today. I forced myself to go to the library and I figured out how to download audio cds so I can practice when I drive back to Olympia. I want to be able to understand so badly! It's exasperating sometimes. I wish I had a class that met daily...
I'm up @ Mom's for a while. Just hanging out, I guess. I'm at a loss, I need school to re-start.
So, I guess there wasn't much point in writing, not much is new.
Oh, and watch out for the HORSES.
Sincerely,
Santa C.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Birthday
It's my birthday today. AND IT IS ALSO THE BIRTHDAY OF BOB SAGET. We went to the street fair. It is a million degrees and we are dying of heat stroke. Just my brother called to say happy birthday. He's a good kid, he called me from a payphone from somewhere near the Canadian border just to wish me happy birthday. Jesse's gone to get me a birthday cake. Gary gave me a card with those digusting Wiggles on it and he's going to take me to see Indiana Jones at midnight the day I leave. That is exciting! Jade called last night and we talked for about 3 hours it seemed like. Other than that, It's just hot and I'm trying to pack my goddamn suitcase.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Paddle Plant
I worked all day on this painting- I think it turned out pretty good. It's Jesse's dad in Alaska in the 70's. The photo is not that blurry but for some reason my camera can't take a picture of a picture. If it were clearer, you'd see that I've altered his expression from stoned to maniacal.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Gleaming Hi Tops from Heaven
Oh my god, I am so excited- These shoes are coming to my house in 5-9 days! They are pretty much the coolest shoes I have ever seen in my life. Jesse bought them for me for my birthday, even though it is May 17th. I can hardly contain myself.
Glow worm
Baby was born yesterday! They ended up doing a c-section and she came out perfectly. Melanie named her Angelica. She was 9lbs, 2oz. Pretty big baby for such a small girl. So Melanie is recovering and everything is happy there.I brought her some dairy queen today. The baby is like a baby pig. I like it but It scares me because its so tiny and anything could hurt it.
I bought some work boots today. Expensive as hell but very neccessary. Paid my credit card off. Its sunny now and I feel kind of crappish so I may go to sleep.
Also, I want to say this, if anyone is listening:
Cut it out already. Find someone else to placate your ego.You look like a 14 year old boy with a wig on.
Sincerely,
The Elephant Man
Thursday, April 24, 2008
The Coiled Viscera, Pt. 1
Noteworthy events as of the past two days:
( in chronological order)
1. I made a pretty awesome rice pudding.
2. I worked a couple 12 hour shifts ( Hardly noteworthy, really)
3. My boss, Denise, called me at work and said she had a cute message for me. I was a little disturbed by her happiness, but I listened- She said that the woman I was taking care of before this most recent case had called her and asked if She would give me her phone number. She said the lady said She missed me a lot, I reminded her of herself when She was young, and that She would like me to marry her grandson.
4. I have decided to marry her grandson, as he is both rich and a football player.
5. I read " The Road" ( Cormac McCarthy) twice. I cried at the end both times. It is the most bleak and hopeless story...I love McCarthy for this starkness. His characters are strong, decent and stoic. They are just about everything that is good at all, I think. His work is just devastatingly beautiful.
6. Melanie and I did a plaster mold of her belly. It's really swell.
7. She is in the hospital as I am typing. They have instructed her to walk around for an hour to see if She will dialate any further. She's due tomorrow! It's pretty funny, She's been taking the bus everywhere, despite the fact. I think She must want to have Angelica on the bus. Maybe a toothless Granite Falls resident reeking of beer and sweat can wrap her newborn in a dirty t-shirt and cradle it lovingly after she gives birth in the aisle. Wouldn't that be adorable? No, She's just funny- Her pregnancy has gone surprisingly well. I didn't see her much in the beginning, but last week, at 9 months along, She looked great. No huge weight gain, no waddling, no bitchiness... nothing. She's just the same, only She appears to have a large beach ball under her sweatshirt.
8. After months, yes, months, of attempting to teach myself to crochet a hat, I believe I have solved the puzzle. Nurse Debbie showed me the beginning and I spent most of a day ripping out stitches, but today something clicked and I began to see a hat forming! I'm not going to say I can do it yet, but if I finish and it does indeed look like a hat, I will show it to you, I promise. Because I know how much you want to see it. So bad it hurts, right?
9. I figured out THE COOLEST birthday gift for Jesse. Since I'll be in LB fo his birthday, I had to devise something tricky and oh boy I really did it. It will be so cool. I'm jealous of him.
10. We're going to see the Roman art from the Louvre ( oh crap, is it spelled correctly? oh crap...)
THE LOOV, I mean, tomorrow. That is if Melanie doesn't have Angelica. Maybe we should bring her along. She could give birth among the masterpieces? Oh yes and a curator could scowl at us and fidget with his-or-her glasses and we could rope her off with those red-velvet and brass contraptions they have at museums and stuff to keep people in lines. So it goes...
( in chronological order)
1. I made a pretty awesome rice pudding.
2. I worked a couple 12 hour shifts ( Hardly noteworthy, really)
3. My boss, Denise, called me at work and said she had a cute message for me. I was a little disturbed by her happiness, but I listened- She said that the woman I was taking care of before this most recent case had called her and asked if She would give me her phone number. She said the lady said She missed me a lot, I reminded her of herself when She was young, and that She would like me to marry her grandson.
4. I have decided to marry her grandson, as he is both rich and a football player.
5. I read " The Road" ( Cormac McCarthy) twice. I cried at the end both times. It is the most bleak and hopeless story...I love McCarthy for this starkness. His characters are strong, decent and stoic. They are just about everything that is good at all, I think. His work is just devastatingly beautiful.
6. Melanie and I did a plaster mold of her belly. It's really swell.
7. She is in the hospital as I am typing. They have instructed her to walk around for an hour to see if She will dialate any further. She's due tomorrow! It's pretty funny, She's been taking the bus everywhere, despite the fact. I think She must want to have Angelica on the bus. Maybe a toothless Granite Falls resident reeking of beer and sweat can wrap her newborn in a dirty t-shirt and cradle it lovingly after she gives birth in the aisle. Wouldn't that be adorable? No, She's just funny- Her pregnancy has gone surprisingly well. I didn't see her much in the beginning, but last week, at 9 months along, She looked great. No huge weight gain, no waddling, no bitchiness... nothing. She's just the same, only She appears to have a large beach ball under her sweatshirt.
8. After months, yes, months, of attempting to teach myself to crochet a hat, I believe I have solved the puzzle. Nurse Debbie showed me the beginning and I spent most of a day ripping out stitches, but today something clicked and I began to see a hat forming! I'm not going to say I can do it yet, but if I finish and it does indeed look like a hat, I will show it to you, I promise. Because I know how much you want to see it. So bad it hurts, right?
9. I figured out THE COOLEST birthday gift for Jesse. Since I'll be in LB fo his birthday, I had to devise something tricky and oh boy I really did it. It will be so cool. I'm jealous of him.
10. We're going to see the Roman art from the Louvre ( oh crap, is it spelled correctly? oh crap...)
THE LOOV, I mean, tomorrow. That is if Melanie doesn't have Angelica. Maybe we should bring her along. She could give birth among the masterpieces? Oh yes and a curator could scowl at us and fidget with his-or-her glasses and we could rope her off with those red-velvet and brass contraptions they have at museums and stuff to keep people in lines. So it goes...
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Oh God, Make it stop
I was on the phone all morning with the dentist's office, attempting to find out things like: how much x-rays will cost and stuff, and the receptionists in that place are complete crab asses.
I think one of my fillings is falling out and I have extra wisdom teeth poking around... I'm paranoid about teeth and it would be real, real nice if they could just give me a break.
Then maybe I wouldn't be having a huge cow about it.
But yeah right, I can just see the look on that last one's face.. a wrinkled up " something smells like a hot diaper" nose with a " what are we going to do with these indigents?" scowl.
But bitching never gets us anywhere, so here's what else I've done today:
I mailed Jade's birthday surprise, a postcard for Kira and a mail-order request for three sets of American Indian themed stamps. (They are collect-able and timeless.)
That's it.
Also, today I am eating an enormous amount of peachie-o's.
I think one of my fillings is falling out and I have extra wisdom teeth poking around... I'm paranoid about teeth and it would be real, real nice if they could just give me a break.
Then maybe I wouldn't be having a huge cow about it.
But yeah right, I can just see the look on that last one's face.. a wrinkled up " something smells like a hot diaper" nose with a " what are we going to do with these indigents?" scowl.
But bitching never gets us anywhere, so here's what else I've done today:
I mailed Jade's birthday surprise, a postcard for Kira and a mail-order request for three sets of American Indian themed stamps. (They are collect-able and timeless.)
That's it.
Also, today I am eating an enormous amount of peachie-o's.
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